ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
