Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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