No stitches, just platelets and will power
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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