awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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