I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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