im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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