I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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