I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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