tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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