somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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