My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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