So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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