Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Me too!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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