Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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