Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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