i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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