Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize
