He asked to "fluff my boner.."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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