Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I haven't been this sober since birth.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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