some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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