That's intense
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My vagina is very pro this idea
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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