I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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