he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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