ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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