What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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