What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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