i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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