I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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