It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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