So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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