Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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