I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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