Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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