I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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