yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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