That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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