Porn is love you can see.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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