She announced her abortion via fbk
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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