Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize