So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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