just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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