Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I need water and some morals
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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