That's intense
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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