I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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