I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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