D3 body, D1 cock
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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