I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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