glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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