Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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