I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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