So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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