Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
we have pet lesbian snakes
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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