i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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