I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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