I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
