I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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